... could also pass for the Jolly Green Giant with lockjaw.

You may not remember the name... but friend, you remember the costumes. They were everywhere. In every drugstore and supermarket, you had your vast selection of plastic smock and mask with rubberband combos, depicting everything from Mr. T to Mr. Kotter. Don't believe me? Check this out: Ben Cooper's Worst Costumes Ever

Back then, the faint smell of new plastic was as Halloweeny as picking the candy corns off those Entemanns cupcakes. Just a smock and crappy mask.

But today's child is a little more savvy. Today's child doesn't have much of an imagination anymore, and demands something a bit more sophisticated...