Chipper Christmas!

Okay. So I passed. But it was scary, dude!


Now, I can see how people complain that it seems too long. It is long. And unlike Peter Jackson's previous three films, you don't have Viggo Mortensen's dreamy blue eyes and homoerotic hobbit dialogue to distract you. So this time you can definitely tell that a significant chunk of time has elapsed. I'd say a more ruthless, George Lucasian, film editor could've pared the 3-hour behemoth down by nearly an hour. A geek like me can sit and be amazed for 3 hours, but I acknowledge that the average theater-goer will probably get a little fidgety. For instance, there's an entire subplot involving a young stowaway and first mate that's entirely disposable (I think it was put in, simply to feature one black guy who DIDN'T have a bone through his nose and yelling "Ooga Booga!") Otherwise, he really didn't affect the overall storyline in the least. But, I reiterate, this

And so, having kicked off my Christmas vacation with some pints, some pals, some primates, and a passing grade... I have since gotten some much-needed sleep, and been manically shopping for the last two days. The only gift that remains is the White Elephant Present... but I have a couple more days until I need that...
So now, I look forward to Jim's homecoming, some much needed hanging out, and some fun parties. It's gonna be a Merry Christmas, all right!
Folks, in the next week, look forward to the first-ever "Bloggies" Awards, acknowledging the notable contributors to the online dialogue, that always provides a great excuse to procrastinate and avoid my medical school work!
Furthermore, I'll weigh in on such topics as the "Happy Holidays" controversey and I'll try to avoid gloating about Johnny Damon. I'll try. Really.
Feedback Question of the Day:
"What Ever Happened to Tio Marco and Dr. Love? We Never Hear from Them Anymore on the Feedback Forum."
2 Comments:
Congrats on passing, and Merry Christmas...
In other news: Update your wedding Blog...cock!
Oh maybe cock was too strong.
Dick!
Mr. Crimmins and all...
A thousand apologies for not posting in like 5-6 months. I've been poor, depressed and jobless and hadn't made checking your/Tom's blog a high priority. Rest assured, I deeply enjoy your/Tom's humorous rants. I will make a more conscious effort nowadays, though. Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to all. You'll be hearing from me soon.
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