March of the Penguins: A Photographic Analysis

Now everybody say, "Holy Diver!" A truly giddy groom, Albert Lee, is surrounded by way more than his recommended daily dose of metal. Way, way more.

I recently happened upon this group shot while trolling for friends' blogs and such. Way back in February, I had the truly awesome experience of being part of the Viva Lee Wedding Extraordinaire. For three fun-filled days, some of the wackiest goofballs in the northeast descended upon Port Jefferson, New York for some matrimonial jackassery.

And a lovely time was had by all.

"A picture is worth a thousand words," and this is true. And I believe the above group shot taken at La Chateau Mezzabarba holds many insights into the various personalities and pathologies that make the featured gentlemen tick. I've run this picture past world-reknowned photographic psychic and delicatessen owner, Madame Phil, and he had some interesting feedback to share.

Below is his analysis. Maybe we can all learn something from Madame's wisdom.

And he makes a delicious Italian sub!