Tom "Forgot His Meds" Crimmins

Tom's trying a little too hard, here. And yet, he strikes a pose, so fruity... it's like watching RuPaul play quarterback. Even though it's supposed to be tough... it ends up being just the opposite. From the quality of the photo, it's unclear whether he's grimacing, or puckering up. The conflicted gaze in his eyes reveal that he clearly has unresolved issues about self-identity and Leslie Nielsen movies.