Dan, "Go Webs, Go!" Posner

Dan has a surprised expression in his eyes, as if he doesn't have control over what he is doing. Clearly, his body has been taken ahold of by a more powerful, yet infinitely sinister force of pure malevolence, in order to do its bidding forevermore. Which would probably explain some of his more scandalous gyrations on the dance floor, later that evening. That's right, Dan... Cthulu made you do it! I'm sure.