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Sunday, August 28, 2005


Ben "Stealth Horns" Posner

Ben's clearly an experienced metal-head, and is quite at ease giving the "horns." So comfortable, in fact, that he doesn't even feel obligated to raise his arm. He flashes it like a gang sign, down at his waist, as if marking his turf against the encroaching Crips and Bloods that wandered the computer labs of his old college campus. His ear-to-ear smile belies his complete confidence in his gesture. It says, "Just try it, bitch."

Or he's just giving Brian a wet willy down there. Either or.