Andy "I Put a Spell on You!" Cherry

The unfortunate thing about this shot, is that Andy's wrist clearly appears way too limp to be anything resembling metal. It's sort of screaming, "Oh Lance! Another passion fruit spritzer at table 3, if you please!" Which, like I said, is unfortunate, because Andy is fairly the most terrifying metalmonger in the crew. I tremble in fear of his almighty wrath. Back in the day, Andy wouldn't hesitate to elimate a few stray Chaminade Seniors if the yearbook spread demanded even multiples of 8 students. Now that he's joined forces with Bill Gates... who knows what horror he's capable of?