Brian "Master of All He Surveys" Craine

Look at that face! He's a cool one, all right. He's daring the photographer to tell him to move an inch to the left. Just try it, shutterbug. And I'll bitch slap you so hard. So hard. Please, just give me an excuse. That's all I ask. I haven't gotten to hit anything all day.

Fear me. I am Craine.

I am... the Pimp Daddy.