Answer 2: Effin' Sweet puts you into a flight of uncontrollable rage. Which would make commenting quite impossible. Here, James Behan takes a Louisville Slugger to his buddy's laptop after seeing Tom's "7 Reasons Why My Toenails Blow My Mind!" article. Only 2 reasons were barely convincing...

It could happen.

Do you experience "black outs" after visiting this site? Have you been permanently barred from the computer lab at school? Are you often compared to Russell Crowe, for all the wrong reasons? Sounds like you have a problem. The next party you come to, might just be an intervention. Instead of a coke party, or a high-society art heist. Come back to us, friend. We miss you.