What if God was one of us? And what if He played guitar? And quoted Monty Python a lot? That totally would rule, y'know?

Sam Haines, AKA "Big Honky Jesus." This guy is great, and it sucks that he's not in the NYC area anymore. Sam and I enjoyed a great year at SJU together, before he turned his back on a scholarship and headed off to pursue his musical dreams. You just gotta respect that dedication. Sam and I actually got to speak this past week. Which was awesome. He's roving upstate New York, makin' melodies with his new band, "Push Dawn," along with causing all sorts of mischief. Which doesn't surprise me in the least. He may be coming to the big SummerSlam 2005: Barbecue Reunion and Softball Deathmatch with his posse in tow. It's not definite yet, but a man can still dream , right? By the by, the RSVP tally is in the environs of 25. Which is pretty dang effin' sweet.