Mark "Ey! Look at 'dem Horns!" Gaeta

Somebody call McDonald's. 'Cause this guy is just lovin' it! Y'know... I'm pretty comfortable with my identity to safely say that he is just radiating unbridled sexuality, here. I can totally see this pose in some cheesecake calendar, "12 Months of Hot Metal-Head Groomsmen." Mark Gaeta, "Mr. February." Seriously. My teeth are sweating.

Too sexy!

(Actually, truth be told, Al had enough groomsmen, I think we could make a 12-month calendar!)