Read the Shirt! Who's the Champion? Yeah... that's right!

I always regret not spending enough time with Al. So it's sort of a no-brainer. I regret that he and Michelle live all the freakin way out in Port Jefferson. Why not "Port Washington"?! Then you'd be a whole lot closer. After all... it's a port! It's a president! The first president, by the way. How else are you supposed to move up in the world? Go for the brass ring, guys! Seriously!

This segment was just an excuse to put up a picture of Al. Whatever.